Borat.

-What is the best gun to defend from a jew?
-Hello, my name is Borat and I like sex. It's nice.
-But don't you know that women has smaller brains then men? Like squirrel brains...?
-Do you mean the man that tried to put a rubber fist in my anus was homosexual?
-In Kazakhstan, they would go crazy for these two... not as much...
-My brother Bilo has a really funny retardation.
-This suit is black not. This suit is not black. This suit is black......................................................not.
-My son is 17 centimeter long.
-May George Bush drink the blood of every men, women and child from Iraq!
-This my friend Lanel. She's a prostitute.
-Tshhhh(to the cow).
-I would like very much to pay you for sex.
-Hmmmm... very good! How much?
-Goooo live your life(To the chicken)!
-Does Jesus love my neighbor Yusutan? -Yes! -But nobody likes my neighbor Yusutan.